first off granjolras is a horrible ship name please dont but yes of course i have fic recs okay however (fair warning) it’s basically all porn without plot because i have a problem

also i rly love blowjobs and dirty sex and im an embarrassing person this is basically a hey bella what’re your kinks kind of masterpost but sure

• enjolras sucks grantaire off on his birthday (this one is beautiful) modern au.
• enjolras makes grantaire recite robespierre as he sucks him off (i once got a message from this a+ motherfucker asking if i’d read this one because it was probably “right up my alley” and it was the most flattering message ive ever gotten) canon.
• grantaire gets e off in a lecture hall (aka the most beautiful thing ive ever typed out i love this one) modern au.
• handjobs/blowjobs in closet at a formal event (brief mention of bobby kennedy during sex i cried) modern au.
• sex pollen fic aka enjolras/everyone aka porn porn porn (i know this isnt exactly what you asked for but this is probably my favourite fic of all time) alt universe.
• e/r go through revolution after revolution (this is genuinely the most heartbreaking shit u will ever read but also so ridiculously beautiful is mariana published yet? no because the universe is stupid as shit) (please read this) reincarnation fic.
• grantaire sucks enjolras off at the opera (mariana wrote this mariana is the best thing that’s ever happened to me) modern au.
• they fuck before the barricade falls (this is so sad there literally aren’t words) canon.
• dom!grantaire, sub!enjolras, intercrural shower sex (i fucking love this fic holy shit) modern au.
• r gets himself off thinking about e, post!richefeu’s (this is so sad dont read this) canon.
• enjolras decides to take a lover (this is fucking beautiful i had to step away from this five times over to remind myself this isnt actually canon. surprise this actually has a plot) canon.
• rich boy enjolras shows up at parents fundraiser wearing r’s clothes (i love you mariana) modern au.
• enjolras fucks grantaire up against a wall (while wearing a skirt) (this is so hot) (this fic actually makes me want to kill myself) modern au.
• grantaire wants to kiss enjolras but enjolras won’t let him which is hot as fuck because they’re in a relationship (also sad) (last paragraph is my favourite paragraph in all e/r fic ever) (okay but this fic is very sad) canon.
• grantaire crawls onto enjolras’s lap except he does it in front of combeferre (h e l p) modern au.
• courfeyrac/grantaire (but also unrequited!enjolras/grantaire oR IS IT) (yes it’s two parts) (read both) (yes courfeyrac makes grantaire pee on him) (dont look at me like that just fucking read it) modern au.
• enjolras and grantaire have sex in a car after mass omg yes u read that right (just realised that’s three kisstheboy7 fics in a row but that’s because iM IN LOVE W HER) (this fic is fucking perfect i just. i just love it so much) modern au.